Vincent Gallo merchandise!

For all those fans of Buffalo 66. I haven't seen Brown Bunny, but I bet it is really good.

If you scroll down the page you will see that you can buy Vincent Gallo’s sperm for $1 million!

“Price includes all costs related to one attempt at an in-vitro fertilization.”

And I quote further:

“If the purchaser of the sperm chooses the option of natural insemination, there is an additional charge of $500,000. However, if after being presented detailed photographs of the purchaser, Mr. Gallo may be willing to waive the natural insemination fee and charge only for the sperm itself.”

Even more!

“Mr. Gallo is 5'11" and has blue eyes. There are no known genetic deformities in his ancestry (no cripples) and no history of congenital diseases. If you have seen The Brown Bunny, you know the potential size of the genitals if it's a boy. (8 inches if he's like his father.) I don't know exactly how a well hung father can enhance the physical makeup of a female baby, but it can't hurt... Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions. Though a fan of Franco Harris, Derek Jeter, Lenny Kravitz and Lena Horne, Mr. Gallo does not want to be part of that type of integration.”

This site is a treasure trove of all things Gallo. I don't know enough about Vincent Gallo to know whether this is a huge piss-take or not.

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